Rick is a good friend in Cleveland. We worked together in the past and he is perhaps the most eloquent speaker I have known. He has a gift of pure joy when he is at the lecturn. He knows how to grab his audience and keep it enthralled. He mentions that these came from last year’s Prairie Home Companion joke show.

He forwards these little humors for the day. I hope you enjoy them. Thanks a bundle, Rick!

Why do nuns make bad nurses?   (They can only serve one god.)
What do Mack the Knife and Winnie the Pooh have in common?  (the same middle name)
Doctor to wife:  “Your husband has had a severe stroke.  His is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
Wife:  “Oh, Lord!  We’ve never had a liberal in our family!”
She:  “How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?”
He:  “Who knows?  It’s never been done before.”
Do you know what were the three best years of G W Bush’s life?   (fifth grade)
Kobe Bryant thinks that “harass” is two words.
What’s 40′ long and smells like urine?   (line dancing at a nursing home)
The blonde claimed to know all of the state capitals.
So, he asked:  “Wisconsin.”
She came back without hesitation:  “W!”